News stabs editor as readers stare blankly

Hello, webkin.

Here's a breaking news. Today, a news report grabbed a bread knife and attacked a journalist online while eyewitnesses stood by looking. According to news sources, the injuries were not that bad, we're just biased. The victim was sent to oblivion while the suspect is still on the loose. A police report was filed against the suspect.

The online police urged the public to remain vigilant nowadays because news sites can sometimes go bad and forget their purpose. In fact, these sites just made this thing up. No one got stabbed, and there are no readers anymore.

In other stories, what could be worse than reading the news? Editing it. 


Literally ❝ Lila


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