Showing posts from January, 2023

News stabs editor as readers stare blankly

Hello, webkin. Here's a breaking news. Today, a news report grabbed a bread knife and attacked a journalist online while eyewitnesses stood by looking. According to news sources, the injuries were not that bad, we're just biased. The victim was sent to oblivion while the suspect is still on the loose. A police report was filed against the suspect. The online police urged the public to remain vigilant nowadays because news sites can sometimes go bad and forget their purpose. In fact, these sites just made this thing up. No one got stabbed, and there are no readers anymore. In other stories, what could be worse than reading the news? Editing it.  Literally ❝ Lila

Went AWOL, didn't tell many

Dear webkin, Did you miss me? Did you try to find me? Did you see me from nowhere? Will you ever answer back now that I'm back? Is that you on the other side? I have de-webbed myself, you see. I tried searching for one pair of sock once⸺couple of times.  It turned out it was trying to find me.  It was inside the laundry basket. A disappearance. Getting lost. Gone. Pop. Retreat. Begone.  Insert other missing synonyms here.   It's the sole rule of hide-and-seek.  I hear you.  You don't see me. Literally ❝ Lila